It Just Rolls Off the Tongue

BooBooDam(n)

Or rather, that could be:

"BOOBOODAM(N)!"

"BooBooDAAAAAMMMM(n)"

or, when you whisper really quietly, but not too quietly so as people might not hear you -- because you definitely want them to hear you -- that would be

"booboodam(n)"

oh, and remember, since you have a slight southern twang, I suppose it could be:

"bu bu daym(n)"

Just remember, you've been told to stop saying it.  So you must of course say it loud ONE MORE TIME, and then whisper it incessantly.  Because then, your mom starts laughing.  She can't help it.  You're funny.  BooBooDAMN funny as you might even say, if you were witty.  And since she isn't sure whether you are swearing, or whether you are just saying a funny word, she isn't sure how to handle this.  Because surely if she makes a big deal out of a bad word, that is only going to encourage you.  You are "The Two Year Old" after all.

And then you say it again:

"BooBooDam(n)".  And mommy asks you to stop.  And she might even threaten soap.  In. Your. Mouth.

And your response?

"But I really really want to say BooBooDam(n).  I like it.  I really want to say it mommy.  BoobooDam(n)."

So naturally you just have to whisper it, a couple more times, soft and low.  And then, because you have a feeling there might just be a little merit to this soap threat.  You give another "BooBooDam(n)" shout out to the world...

and then it's over.