Repressing My Inner Sabertooth Tiger

It's not as easy as it sounds. You know why lions eat their young don't you...because it's been one of those days, and someone just whined a little too much about dinner...so they became it.

Or...

Mama lion walked into the living room after hearing various gutteral utterances and quasi-cries to find one cub dragging the other cub around the room by his shirt. Which might be funny if said cub was laughing, but he wasn't. So she ate him. Or thought about it really hard. And then she counted to ten, took a deep breath, removed the cubs, and gave them a bath.