Every time you go to the bathroom, this wonderful invention hands you your toilet paper...the perfect amount, every time! It's incredible. Instead of stretching your arm and exerting unnecessary energy, you can sit back, relax, read another chapter in your book, catch up on your latest Dear Abby column, or read another diet tip from the magazine because this is a real time saver. Stress reducer! Never again will you have to worry about the perfect paper portion. You can't, you don't have the chance!
Like I said, I will be more than happy to let you try out mine first. Just leave a comment and let me know!
*Just so you know, this invention needs feeding approximately every two hours -- with a heavy preference for bananas and cereal, and while incredibly handy as a toilet paper dispenser, requires diaper changes herself. Handle at your own risk.
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