Cucumber Complex

This isn't the first time I've mentioned this, which makes it extra pathetic, but there's a Belle in this house who is 1) going to get an extra vegetable on her plate tonight and 2) clean up the cucumber she tossed under the bookshelf last night.

First of all, I expect more creativity than that. I'm thoroughly insulted that she thinks she can get away with that (again).

Second of all, for REAL! It's a small piece of cucumber. She only had two, was it really that painful!.

Exasperating indeed.