I am definitely not talking about the Hokey Pokey.
Panic! Reading only headlines or parts of articles (when will I take the advice of what I teach, that is NOT the way to learn something) I was informed that I was no longer a Libra.
ACK!
Life as I know it crumbled over me. Was I no longer balanced, fair, empathetic and just? Did I no longer have trouble making decisions? Romantic, charming, easygoing, sociable? Gone for good? (Hey, I don't recall ever having those....) Thrown into the world anew to live life under a new sign: Virgo. No offense to any Virgos out there, I know some. There's nothing wrong with you! I join your ranks with honor, albeit under mild confusion. How could that happen? One minute you're one thing the next minute -- poof! I suppose I should consider myself lucky I am not a whole new sign just created. I have yet to figure out how to even pronounce Ophiucus let alone understand what attributes that might hold for someone.
And then, finding some time to waste -- because why start putting laundry away NOW. It's only 5 loads sitting there, why not go for 6 -- I actually read the article.
Turns out, I can stay a Libra. The "change" is only for people born 2009 or later.
That explains so much about all of the angst my 2 year old is harboring.
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