full of horror and fear and gore,
While listeners cringe and cower and cry
then sit up and beg to be scared some more.
And so I'll share a tale so disgustingly true,
the facts will curdle your stomach...
turn your toenails blue...
rot your eyeballs from the inside out...
send you running madly about....
And so it goes
it's short and sweet
but a more spine tingling tale
you'll be pressed to meet.
Armed with towels and the bathroom cup
there goes my 2 year old daughter
thinking perhaps she'd play 'cleaning things up'
she instead she...
brace yourselves now...
DRANK HER BABY SISTER'S BATH WATER!!!
OH THE HORROR!!!
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