Seriously, Universe...

I'm not in the frame of mind to be amused. You already have me waiting not-so-patiently to release this being from my womb, but you have to give me Pink Eye on top of that? Not funny. At all. You better hope that -- since I have to go to the dr tomorrow, during my time at work (thank you to a nice boss who isn't making me take a half day off) just for them to look at my eye and tell me, yes I have pink eye WHICH I HAVE ALREADY SELF DIAGNOSED -- you really better hope that I am also told it could be 'any minute now' that I go into labor. Otherwise, don't talk to me anymore.