So, in this economy it's time for the girls to start earning their keep. Being cute just isn't cutting it anymore. While I start exploring various options, I thought I'd open up this post to any takers of an idea I have for Clara.
Professional Spiller
If any of you have any thing that needs spilling, dumping, emptying, dropped, splashed, spattered, sprayed or upset, we have just the person to help you with that. Often described as the person who could come out of a bath dirty, I know there has to be a way to market this talent. Perhaps I need to call Mike Rowe of 'Dirty Jobs' tv fame and see if she could be an assistant.
Overturn, gush, cascade, flood, heave, tumble, drop or strewn about -- you needn't look further for someone to accomplish this. If it can be held and it's content put somewhere they probably shouldn't in a less-than tidy manner, I absolutely guarantee that you will not be disappointed. Our girl is the best. And she comes with lots of experience. Why, today alone we've battled yogurt, cereal, milk, water with ice, diced tomatoes and I'm sure other things I've just chosen not to remember. And folks, it's only Monday.
Feel free to leave a comment if you think you might have an interest in borrowing her for the time being. I'm sure we can come to a formidable rental agreement. Naturally, the endearing smile will just be a free bonus, but I guarantee it will be there.
Don't forget lollipops in stuffed animals - looks like she has that one covered, too!! :)
ReplyDeleteNo, Piglet really really wanted that one. I don't have the picture of the lollipop being dropped on the ground, broken in half, and -- after wiping off the stick half -- I noticed that she had picked up the other half already and was crunching away on it. I know the 5 second rule doesn't exist. But it's too late now.
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