but the magic in me is amazing. It seems I have suddenly developed some stunning form of magic that courses through my veins. At this time, it seems like I am only able to complete this stunt on children under the age of two, and because I haven't learned how to control it, it is only seen at certain times of the day. For instance, diaper changing time, pajama time, or any other time we need to change into or out of something. POOF -- I work my magic. Need to put on a coat? POOF! Magic. Shoes? VOILA, once again. Magic.
So? I will let you in on my secret.
It seems...
that I have the magical powers...
to take a young child who is perfectly capable of walking and standing upright, etc...
and turn them into what could only resemble a cooked noodle.
Soggy bread.
Jello.
You get my point?
Here we are, one minute walking and giggling and moving away until it is time to put a coat on to and POOF: Bones O' Yogurt. It's like I have to actually pick her up with a shovel in order to make sure I actually get all of her in one fell swoop so that nothing is dangerously dangling to the side (like a head) that might accidentally get cracked into a doorway (only once...maybe).
Time to change your diaper, time to put on your pajamas, socks, wipe your nose, mouth, etc.etc. etc. Limp. I amaze myself.
So there you have it. My magical-mush-making talent. Not available for kids parties (for obvious reasons) and if you know of anyone who can teach me how to hone my craft, let me know.
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