Willy Wonka it's not

In mid stream of battling with creating and uploading a new header, I felt the need to raid the Halloween candy. Something I never do, which has always resulted in me honestly pondering if I should use last year's Halloween candy to actually pass out each year. Don't worry, I never do. I have been known to bring it to school though, 10 year olds will eat almost anything.

Anyhoo...searching for just the right smackeral of goodness, I became frantic.

First of all, Sweetarts can be rolled up to LOOK like Smarties, however they are NOT Smarties.

Second of all, I just ate an Almond Joy. Does anyone REALLY buy those anymore? They must make all of their money in Halloween minis because, well, yuck. I settled on an ultimately unsatisfying tiny Hershey thing to wash away the Almond Joy all the while avoiding the lone pack of Smarties sitting next to me. (Because I know where one will lead, I'm trying to resist temptation.) And so, I now must go get a giant glass of water to rinse this Halloween candy funk off of my tongue.